Plants, Panic & Paranoia 2.0

Plants, Panic & Paranoia 2.0

Post 1 Notes From Mitch: How to Actually Get Rid of Ants with the Baking Soda and Sugar Method Instead of Quitting Before It Works
On the baking soda and sugar method for ants, the six brutal days it actually takes to work, and why bailing on day two guarantees you lose.
Jul 14 • Mitch
POST 1: I Fixed the Sprinkler System in Under Six Minutes and Frankly the Whole Neighborhood Should Be Throwing a Parade.
On anxiety and the specific high of solving a tiny problem fast enough to feel briefly, gloriously in control of something.
Jul 14 • Mitch
START HERE. POST 0: The Day I Stopped Dying and Started Digging
Nobody tells you what comes after you survive.
Jul 10 • Mitch

June 2026

One Post, One Fix, One Confession — Here's the Whole Operation, Told Straight
What you actually get every month from this blog — one post, one fix, one honest confession — and why the garden won't let me fake any of it.
Jun 18 • Mitch
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